Anonymous whispered:why are interpretations of bbkaz where kaz is totally wrapped around big boss’s finger so popular? i feel like him bowing to anyone’s will when he doesnt want to is so against everything about his character but i keep seeing this in fic
THANK YOU! I could KISS YOU, ANON! I could RANT ABOUT THIS, for days, and I will, but I’m gonna put it under a readmore because most people probably don’t wanna see this but *takes a deep breath*
warning for … strong opinions. i got… SPICY. If you know you’re going to get mad from reading this, probably don’t. and please don’t @ me just to yell at me.
and a disclaimer: if you enjoy those interpretations I’m not saying you’re Bad or Stupid Or Lesser or anything like that. You’re valid! Keep on rockin’! I just- don’t particularly care for them anymore. I think i speak for people like me when i say that it gets tiresome to see the same interpretation you have so many issues with repeated ad infinitum and taken as gospel. I don’t mean this as a Galatians 4:16 kinda thing or nothin. This is based on my own Personal interpretations of the characters.
Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.
He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.
